Cthulhu

Hello, Welcome to my blog. 19 year old, photographer and expert rambler. <3 27.04.2014 <3

My Alter-Ego blog: http://parallelwonderland.tumblr.com


My sun and stars aka Cat man: http://www.jongoesrawr.tumblr.com

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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pika-brew:

edens-blog:

imnotbatmanbutyoureclose:

cxbar:

edens-blog:

If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart
(im an idiot)

this is the most important video on the tumblr

My favorite part is the lady in the background NOT NOTICING ANYTHING

that lady is my mother and 1000% used to my bullshit.

I like the random truck crew boy that just keeps walking with his pallet jack like… fuck that, I’m not dealing with this shit.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

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brittneybrightside:

even the sun & the moon lust after our love.

You are my twin flame baby, so goddamn at home with you 💕🌻

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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starlord-man:

you’re welcome.

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superwhovianlock:

That is what makes you so fabulously human

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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